Monday, September 15, 2008

MUME WANGU HATA ANITOMBEJE, SIKOJOI MAPEMA



MUME WANGU HATA ANITOMBE VIPI NACHELEWA LIKOJOA! MH ..
Kuna dada yangu kaniandikia kuniomba nimpe tips ambazo zitamstimulate hadi kumuwezeshakukojoa kwani amedai mume wake hata amtombe vipi yeye huwa anakawia sana kukojoa na sometimes hakojoi kabisa ...Dada yangu uliyeomba msaada juu ya suala hili (jina kapuni ,,,) hapa nakupa moja ya kiyonjo cha wewe kujipandisha mdadi hadi kukojoa ..umesema katika email yako umejaribu njia nyingi lakini hazijasaidia though hukuzitaja .

Concentaration Katika uboo Inahitajika ,Lakini Hii hapa chini pia inaweza kukuongezea ,mh ahh ..Romance ya kutosha inafanyika lakiniiiiii ???
Je umewahi kujaribu hii ? Angalia pichani juu kisha
ijaribu hii ,wakati mumewako anakutomba au unapotombana
na mumeo wewe jaribu kuwa unajichezea kwa kujitia
kidole kama pichani , wanawake hupatwa na msisimko
na hata kufikia mshindo ikiwa watakuwa wanatombwa
kumani na pia wanajichezea kwa kujiingiza kidole mkunduni
Leo nakupa hii kesho au siku zinazokuja nitakupa tips
zaidi , hakikisha unapata mafuta maalum kwa
ajili hiyo kama hutapata vaseline pia haigombi .

Piece n Love

Dic.

Friday, September 12, 2008






PRE MARITAL TEST





My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make ! love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is.......... Scroll down please



























always remember to keep your condoms in a car!!

THE ART OF SEDUCTION


The Art of Seduction Seduction is the art, and joy, of tempting your partner into a romantic, sensual liaison. It is less about the outcome of your liaison, and more about the game of seducing. When you begin a game of seduction you are inviting your partner to a completely sensual experience designed to heighten ALL of their senses. Your partner should be in a passive role, while you determine which sense to heighten and which zone to pleasure. Typically, a successful seduction is longer than your average lovemaking session, and can even last over a few days or weeks. It's important to remember that coupling doesn't always have to happen. Think of it as an extended foreplay session. If days of sensual innuendoes and mood setters can't get your partner in the mood, nothing will! Before beginning your seduction plan, you need to decide how long you want your seduction to last. Is there a special day coming up? Do you want to make some serious changes in your love play? If so, a week long seduction might be a better approach. Once you've decided your time limit, you'll want to look at how you want to begin capturing your partner's sensual attention. There are numerous ways to go about this. The most important thing to remember about this stage is that you should NOT couple! This is about getting their interest and heightening their senses for when you actually do couple. Here are a few ideas to get you started: leave an erotic love note on their pillow e-mail a fantasy you wish to enact with them give a sensual massage using your favorite massage oils have a finger food picnic play a lover's game kiss longer and more frequently find more opportunities to touch your partner make eye contact more frequently watch a semi-erotic move such as Henry & June have an old fashion "necking" session The Main Event Now that you've put all this effort into getting your partner ready, it's time to move onto the main event. Again, it's important to remember that the longer you draw out the seduction, the better it will be. There are various stages of arousal you enter into when engaging in love play. The shorter the experience, the lower the level of arousal you are able to access. The longer the experience, the higher the level of arousal you and your partner can enter into. Thus, if you can prolong the experience you will create a memory you will both treasure for quite a while. To make the most of this factor, you'll need to have things in place that will heighten all of your partner's senses. We're talking about a full assault on their senses. When you're done with them you'll leave them wondering how sex could have ever been otherwise. Here are some ideas to get you started: Sense of Sight: Care and attention should be placed on the location. If in your bedroom, candles lit, silky bedding and lots of pillows are a must. Arouse this sense further with lingerie. Sense of Smell: Aromatics can work for you or against you. Make sure you know which scents your partner enjoys. Get scented candles, incense or scented massage oil to help heighten this sense. Sense of Taste: This can be incorporated in two ways. One is through food with aphrodisiac qualities such as strawberries or oysters. The other is through edible lotions, chocolate syrups or whip cream. Sense of Hearing: Get creative and record yourself telling an erotic story and leave it playing in the background. Or, play music that fits the overall mood you are going for. If you have sensual movies you may want to have the sound playing in the background. Sense of Touch: One of the most erotic senses of all is the sense of touch. You will already be using this sense just by engaging the seduction. To heighten it you need to make sure every time they feel something against their skin it has an extra sensation added to it. You can do this with silky bedding, silky lingerie, or even with a massage with your favorite oils. You may also want to try a feather, something furry or a rose when you touch them. You can further heighten the senses by hindering one of them completely. A reduction causes the other senses to work more to make up for the loss. You can remove the sense of sight by using a blindfold. You can remove the sense of touch by using restraints. You need to make sure your partner would be comfortable with this type of love play before doing this though. For an additional benefit, when you execute your main event, you may want to try something a little different. For example, a tryst with role-playing may let your partner become more open and result in new levels of arousal. Or, a prolonged temptation before letting them reach their peak will certainly get results. Remember, this is your seduction. You can do whatever you KNOW will get your partner excited. The main point is to infuse some creative loving into your relationship. If you've lost a bit of that "new love attraction" this is an excellent way to get it back. Every few months, make sure you do something similar to this to keep the spark alive and create some fantastic memories to look back upon!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

STICK TO UR TRUE FRIEND







There are women who will make your life miserable if you allow them to. There are women who will go behind your back to report on you, talk about and say bad things about you. There are also women who want what you have: your job, your confidence, your peace and joy - and your husband! One truth in life is that even if drawn together by the same faith, community or interests, not every woman can be your true friend. There are those who will look at you from head to toe and find a fault to pick on. Then there are those who want to be you (not realizing that you have your own insecurities). There are those who want to know where you shop just so they can rate your class and how far up the ladder they are. Then of course, there are those who secretly want your boyfriend or husband. A true friend would never compete with you. In fact, when life beats you up so hard that you can't dream, she dreams for you. When you can't afford a trip out of town, she pays for your ticket. If you introduce her to a male friend, she will ask you a hundred times if you like the guy before she shows any interest. She would never date your ex because when he became a jerk to you, he might as well have become a jerk to her as well, never mind who was at fault. I have found that it is necessary to find female friends (and become one as well) with whom you connect deeply. Women who are confident in who they are without being arrogant. Women who know that there is more to life than who is dating who and who bought what from where. Today, tell all your female friends that your world would be less without them. Friendship is a promise spoken by heart. It is not given by a pledge, neither is it written on a paper. It is a promise renewed every time friends keep in touch.