Tuesday, August 26, 2008

UNACHEZA NA DAMU YA KICHAGGA !!

One Mhaya from Karagwe was admitted to a Hospital in Dar for a heart transplant. Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have his type of blood in store, just in case the need would arise during the course of the surgery. Apparently he had a rare type of blood, which couldn't be easily found at the hospital. A call went out to volunteers from different regions in Tanzania.Luckily a Chagga man from Marangu had a similar type of blood. The chagga willingly donated his blood for the Haya man. After the surgery, Mhaya sent the Chagga as appreciation, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery, and a million US dollars. The Chagga was of course delighted and amazed by Mhaya?s generosity. It was later discovered that the surgery was not very successful and Mhaya had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Chagga who was more than happy to donate his blood for the second time. All went well with the second surgery, and in order not to look so mean, Mhaya sent the Chagga a thank you card and a jar of sweets.The Chagga was shocked to see that this time Mhaya did not reciprocate his kindness as he had anticipated.He phoned Mhaya and said to him ?I thought you?d give me expensive gifts like you did last time. But you?ve only given me a thank you card and a jar of sweets?.To this the Haya man replied 'Massawe..... I have Chagga blood in my veins now'

KICHAA NI KICHAA

Madness at its level!!!!Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Sunday, August 24, 2008

UNAJUA MAANA YA KUKALIWA??

UNAJUA MAANA YA KUKALIWA??
Mara nyingine mtu akiishi maisha ya kujali familia huitwa amekaliwa aidha na familia au mke. Consider the following, KUKALIWA facts:
A) If KUKALIWA is to allow your wife to be a partner and participant in formulating the family budget, then I support it, becoz women are wiser spenders than men.
B) If KUKALIWA means that the family money is used by Mama Watoto to purchase stuff at Kariakoo rather than being drunk by the husband at RIVERSIDE then I support that men be KALIWAD.
C) If a KALIWAD husband is the one who wont spend ALL the monthly salary with DOGO DOGO or at KITIMOTO Bar (while his KIDS starve) then HOORAY to all KALIWAD husbands.

D) If KUKALIWA means that you are a partner to your wife, that she is your best friend, and has a higher priority than your drinking buddies then HOORAY to all KALIWAD husbands.

D) If KUKALIWA means that a HUSBAND spends quality time with his wife and kids, instead of engaging in dubious investments where he is CONNED then; "Watu wakaliwe forever"

E) If KUKALIWA means that when your wife is SICK you help her with work, that when she is overburdened you extend a helping hand then LONG LIVE Kukaliwa.

F) If KUKALIWA means that you DON'T BEAT UP your wife, that you seek assistance from your wife for they are called helpers when you have tried all the altanertives in vain, then LONG LIVE Kukaliwa.

G) If KUKALIWA means that you are at home after work, and that your wife and kids are your next of KIN then HONGERA WALE WOTE WALIOKALIWA. Na ukae hivyo hivyo! KAMA UMEKALIWA WEWE NI BINGWA!!"Stars do not struggle to shine, rivers do not struggle to flow, and you will never struggle to excel in life, because you deserve the best. Hold on to your dream and it s


H) If KUKALIWA means that you treat your wife as a human being, that you are polite, don't bark at her like a dog, DONT growl at her like a hyena, consider that after work she is as stressed as you are then VIVA KUKALIWA.

WAZAZI TUNAPASWA KUWA KARIBU NA WATOTO WETU

WAZAZI TWAPASWA KUWA KARIBU NA WATOTO
Sasa imekuwa ni jambo la kawaida kusikia habari za kusikitisha kwenye magazeti na vyombo vya habari, inatisha sana. Wazazi twapaswa kuwa waoga sana na ulimwengu huu wa sasa.
Kuna familia ambayo ilijaliwa kuwa na watoto wawili wa kike wenye akili sana na ilikuwa ni familia yenye furaha. Binti zao walikuwa wanafanya vizuri sana katika masomo yao na walimu waliwapenda sana. Wazazi wao walikuwa na upendo mkubwa kiasi hawakutaka mabinti zao wawe na mazoea na vijana wengine wa jirani kwa hiyo muda mwingi walikuwa wakirudi shule wako ndani tu na hawaruhusiwi kutoka hii ilikuwa ni katika kuwalinda na vijana wabaya. Wakiwa nyumbani walikuwa wanapenda kushinda chumbani na wazazi waliona kuwa binti zao wanaadabu sana kwa kukaa ndani.
Usiku mmoja waliamshwa na sauti kubwa ya kilio kutoka chumba cha mabinti zao. Walivyoenda huko walikuta binti yao mmoja amelala chini na ameloa damu wakasogea kumuangalia kuwa amepatwa na nini. Wakakuta katika uke wake kuna "test tube", binti yao mdogo amesimama pembeni mtupu hakuwa na neno la kueleza. Wakajaribu kuitoa ila ikavunjika, kwa hiyo wakamkimbiza hospitali lakini hali ilikuwa mbaya maana alikuwa anatoka damu sana, na bahati mbaya binti akafariki. Binti mdogo alipoulizwa, akajibu kwa sauti ya huruma "tulikuwa kila siku tunafanya hivyo nyumbani kwa sababu tunawaona wasichana wenzetu wakifanya hivyo shule, kwa hiyo tukajua kuwa tuko sawa kwa kuwa hakuna aliyekuwa anaongea nasi juu ya hilo" (akimaanisha wazazi wao). Kwa kuwa alishindwa kuvumilia maumivu ya kuondokewa na dada yake alipofika nyumbani akajinyonga chumbani kwake. Wazazi wale waliwakosa mabinti zao wapendwa na wenye akili.
Wazazi tunapaswa kukaa na watoto wetu na kuongea nao juu ya mambo mbali mbali yatokeayo kwenye jamii. Watoto wawe marafiki zetu ili wawe huru kuuliza lolote limkwazalo
KAMA NI WEWE UNGEFANYAJE??


Mama Wawili bought a new handset and a new line.She wanted to surprise her husband.In the evening, the husband was in the sitting room watching TV while she was in the kitchen.She called her husband from the kitchen "to surprise him".The husband quickly picked up the phone, run to the bedroom without asking who was on the line (thinking that must be his girlfriend) he said:“Darling kata nitakupigia baadae kidogo, hili lijinga liko jikoni saa hizi likisikia litaanza ile mikelele yake, nalilia timing nitalitoka sasa hivi"He then hanged up.Ungekuwa wewe ungefanya nini kwa huyu mwanaume?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

8) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Men - be warned about this
Women- laugh about it cause you know its true

Sunday, August 17, 2008

SI MCHEZO



QUOTES

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall."
"True Love Is Like Ghosts Every Body Talk About It, Few Have Seen""Once you accept someone for who and what they really are, they will really surprise you by being better than you ever expected.""Know love, know happiness. No love, no happiness." "I love you not because I need you, But I need you because I love you." "Love is loving/ accepting a person with all his/her strength and weaknesses.""Never love a love that hurts, never hurt a love that loves." "Love is not for the one you love, it is for the one who makes you feel special, with whom you laugh, cry, share, with whom you are yourself, who makes a difference to your life, makes you feel....love.""Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.""Pain is to know that someone whom you love, is in love with someone else.""You came from no where, and in no time got close.., not to me, but to my heart.""Love is not something that happens on first sight, it happens when you start knowing each other and in turn end up needing each other, for every feeling, for every thought and for every moment." "When two friends fall in love they learn they are meant for each other. When they fall out of love they realize they want to keep each other forever.""I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out." "Love is seeing yourself in someone's eyes and finding yourself in somebody's heart.""Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever.""All my life I was afraid that I would never find love.... and now that I've found it, I'm afraid that I will lose it." "Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer." "If I am given a chance to change one thing in this world, I will change the order of alphabets and place U and I together.""No man/woman is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry. ""If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever." "We laughed until we had to cry, we hugged right down to our last goodbye, we were the best we'll ever be, just for a moment, you and me." "I may not get to see you as often as I'd like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep inside my heart I know, this is for real And no matter what, I'll always love you." "I'd walk half way around the world... for just one kiss from you..." "Distance can't keep us apart 'cause you'll always live within my heart." "If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever." "Every moment of life is so precious and every moment I'm not with you is a moment wasted!"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her." "It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone--but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.""Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile!""It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else ... but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.""To be is to love, to love you is to be...""Some thought are better left unsaid, some feelings are better left kept to yourself, but love has it's way of expressing itself despite the silence.""It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with YOU that makes me happy." "You know you are in love when every time you close your eyes, you see that special someone." "I don't miss you and you alone... I miss you and me together." "You and love came into my life at the very same moment."I M STILL ALONE

THESE ARE JOKES !!



A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce. She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian n yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."

2. Woman: Dr. An ant entered my vagina, please take it out.
Doctor removes her panties and start making love .
Woman: What are you doing?
Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!

3.Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Ans: YOUR SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 –4 days & if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!

4.A lady visited her doctor again, Dr. said: U look more sick & exhausted then b 4.
Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought u said 3 MALES a day!!!!

5.Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty. GOD Said" No way; Now As It Is,The Penis is so ugly & U still Suck It. If I make it Pretty You'll Eat It up!!

6. A nun went 4 a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she waz pregnant,she cried n said," Shit,we can't even trust cucumber anymore.!

7. A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked" Do U have this? " The girl lifted up her skirt & said," My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!"

8. Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION. Class Teacher: Why not? Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"

9. Mother asks daughter, how is married life? Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS. Mother reads the ad & is shocked " 7 DAYS A WEEK,TWICE A DAY,BOTH WAYS!

10. What is the STRONGEST muscle? TONGUE- It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!. The lightest muscle? PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!

11. Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu.
The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FUCK YOU! Now what's your full name? Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!!

12. Man to wife: Business is bad if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant. Wife:
ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..


13. COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party. BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!

14. A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like? Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face" !

15.What's the difference between stress, tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, PANIC is when both are pregnan
t!

EROTS


Both of us liked to to make each other very hot, so we decided to try toout do each other in seeing who could make who hotter. I, myself Juliaenjoy tempting the poor male human. For it makes me feel special. Mypartner in crime Tom, tries his best to make me scream. Let me tell youabout one time......Tom and I were sitting at home when Tom asked me if we could trysomething new. I mentioned that I was always open to new things. Hesays "Why don't we go to that church down on Main Street and try havingsex in there? "Wouldn't that be disrespectful to the people of thechurch?", I ask him. "Are you really that worried?", he responds. Ijust shrugged, and off we go.At the church we sit near the middle of the main rows. We sitthrough one of the churchs recitals then move to the side of the churchto see if we could find a nice place to fuck. It was getting late andthe church minister spotted us walking around and asked us if we couldleave. We moved quickly towards the confessional boxes where we foundone empty. We quietly entered the confessional and sat there very stilluntil the minister and his helpers had gone into the back portion of thechurch. We quietly moved toward the main alter of the church and Iremoved my clothes as Tom lit some candles that were left over from theceramonies of the day. Tom looked at me and said, "You know you couldwait untill I actually lit these damn things before tempting me withthat fucking body of yours!!" I smiled and said, "Well I just wanted tobe sure you didn't have any second thoughts about this place." Tomremoved his clothes and placed them on the floor next to mine.Tom proceeded to lift me up onto the alter where he placed myass. Sliding his hands around my ass and towards my clit I opened mylegs to invite him in. As he played with my clit gently I could see hishard cock just sitting there waiting for someone to grab it. So Icarefully leaned toward Tom and grabbed his fullness. He gasbed as Istroked his length while he played with my clit. I could feel the innerjuices of my cunt getting ready to flow for Tom, but I didn't want tocum yet. I gently pushed Tom away and said. "You know you can reallymake a girl crazy by playing with her clit all day!" He smiled back atme and said, "Realy I thought it just made you wet."Backing Tom up I slid off the alter onto my feet then drop to myknees to take Tom's fulness into my mouth. He grabs my hair as I takehis length deep into my mouth and start to stroke it with my lips. Hemoves his hands down to m tits and plays with my nipples as I take allof his cock deep into my throut. He gasbed and says,"Shit!! I forgotyou can do that!!" I start to move my head faster over his length, andgently gain momentum. I feel his body tense up as I bring him closer tocumming. I really want him to cum in my mouth, it really turns me on.I feel his cock twitch like it does when he's just ready to cum, andjust as he might have he pull away and stops himself short. "Why'd youdo that?", I ask him. "Because you aren't going to get me to cum thateasily!" I look at him with this 'should I kill him now or later' look,and he says. "What you don't like that I stopped you from enjoying mycock?", and smiles at me with a large mocking grin.Frustrated as I was I let Tom pick me up again and place me onthe alter once more. Looking down and finding his face planted inbetween my legs I suddenly feel his tongue stroke my clit, and I gasbout loud. All of a sudden I feel Tom's hands on my mouth "Sshhh!!!, youdon't want the minister to hear us do you?", he says to me. I shake myhead no, and he returns to licking my clit happily. Each strok of histongue causes me to shiver and moan quietly. I feel his long tonguecarrassing me deep inside my cunt as he tries to make me cum."God damn him, I wish he would just fuck me!!", I think to myself, as mybody shivers harshly causing Tom to run his tongue around my clit veryslowly.Pushing Tom away from between my legs I tell him that he'dbetter fuck me or he'd regret it. "How so?", he asks me. "How could Iregret not fucking you?", he asks with a mocking tone of playfulness.He grabs his cock and plays with it as if to tease me that he would notfuck me. "Why don't you want to fuck me? You not satisfied by our sexactivities, or are you just being an ass?", I ask him. "What gettingrather hot there Julia?", he asks. "Yesss!!!", I reply. "You know thatI like it when you fuck me, now take me on this alter before it gets tolate." Tom grabs my hips with his hands and places his cock between mylegs and into my cunt. "My God!!, I scream as Tom thrusts his lengthharshly into my cunt. "Is that what you wanted?",he asks. "Yeessss!!,oohhh Yeesss!!! He moves his hips strongly towards mine as he thrustshis cock deep into me. As we fuck harder I hear him groan a little as heis getting close to cumming. We pause and he removes his throbbingcock from within my hot cunt. We sit there holding each other.We could hear foot steps behind us, and turned to find theminister standing on the platform watching our naked bodies move towardsour clothes. We slowly move towards our clothes and I reach for mypanties. The minister says,"Why are you two here and what do you thinkyour doing on this sacred alter?" "Why nothing in particular." , Irespond. I put my panties back on when the minister smiles and says,"What leaving already, I was enjoying watching you two play with eachother and was hoping to join you two later on in the festivities. ""What!!!". I say to him. "You think we would let you in?" "Yes, becuaseyour in my church and what I say goes!", the minister responded. "Well,I think that we'll just leave then.",I say. Then Tom spoke up and said,"Why he can join. It just makes it more interesting for us in the longrun." I looked at both of them and thought to myself why me and why thetwo of them tonight?We moved to the floor and the minister removed his clothing toreveal and very long cock that made my eyes open wide and my mouthwater. Ooohhh!, I thought to my self as my eyes worked down theminister's cock, and I druelled onto the floor. Tom had noticed myfascination with the ministers cock and said, "You know Julia you cansuck that cock if you really what to." I looked at Tom with a oh reallylook and smiled at him.Dropping to my kneeing I took the ministers long throbbing cockinto my mouth, at first I wasn't sure if I could handle it all, then Irealized that I had all of his cock deep in my throut, and was moving itvery slowly in and out as I could hear the minister moan deeply, and Icould feel his body tense in suprise of the fact that I could actuallyhandle all of him at once. Moving slowly up and down the ministers cockI felt Tom gently lift my ass into the air and could feel his handsprobbing my cunt to see how wet I really was, then he slide his cockdeep into my cunt from behind me. I could feel his cock throb as itmoved in and out of my cunt. I had to pause as Tom thrusted my cuntvery hard, and had to stop myself from bitting down on the poorministers cock that was still burried down my throut. I carefullycontinued to stroke the ministers cock as Tom continued to thrust mycunt. I could feel the ministers cock starting to twitch telling methat he was possibly getting ready to cum into my mouth. My cunt wasalso getting ready to explode as I could feel Tom cock moving in and outvery quickly and I could feel his cock twitching regularly and tellingme that I had both of these men ready to explode into me. I reallywanted them to explode at the same time so I could feel how it feels tobe filled by two men at the same time. Feeling that both men were readyto explode I carefully worked my body to allow them to be readytogether.I could feel my body screaming at me to explode to but I didn'twant to explode before them, for it would make Tom feel like he wasbetter than me. Pushing the ministers cock deep into my throut, andmoving my ass down to make Tom cock move deep into my cunt. I couldfeel both men ready to explode and was timing them both carefully. Theyboth groaned very loudly and I felt a great rush from both men as theycame together deep into my vibrating body. I swallowed down theminister's load very easily, and moved my ass around to get Tom toexpell the rest of his load into my cunt. Quickly moving away fromTom's cock I could feel myself ready to explode, but I didn't want to.Removing the ministers cock from my mouth I stood up and smiledat the both of them holding my tits invitingly as if to tease them. Tomlooked at me and said, "You mean you didn't cum at all during all that?Shit!!" I smiled knowing that I had most probably made Tom very angry atme, for playing him so harshly with the minister.Chapter..1Sitting down on the floor, Tom joined me there and said, "Youknow Julia you could drive a man crazy from the self-control youexhibit." The minister looking atus both with a look of your crazy, andI'm leaving, I looked up at him and said, "What had enough, going to letus finish by ourselves?", the minister responded with, "Yes, since thisseems to be a contest, I don't think i could even try to match Tom inthis manner." "Oh really!", says Tom. "I guess we'll just have to finishthi by ourselves, Oh well." The minister leaves and Tom says, "Have youever had a church man before?", "No", I say. "Oh cause you handled himreal well, I thought maybe you had been here already." "No Tom this isthe first time I have ever been anywhere close to thid church." We moveto our cloths and leave the church to return home."You know I never did cum, Tom", I say to Tom. "Yeah, Yeah, Iknow." He respondes. We move upstairs, to go to bed when Tom moves ontop of me and slides his length into. Tom fucks me crazy and makes mecum very harshly and I scream loudly as he thrusts me with his very hardcock. "Aaaahhh!!!" , I scream as I cum like crazy. "You fuck!! Thisdoesn't count!", scream as Tom laughs at me.So in the end Tom did end up making me cum... but it sure tookhim awhile.... See how you can do ... E-mail me at (jcs666@...) tomake me cum for you....dave.....Chapter...2Meeting two friends at the local coffee shop. We sit and talk aboutvarious things. "Do you two want to come with me to Pheonix Clubtonight? To see me in action?" Both gentlemen say that yes, they wouldlove to meet at Pheonix Club later that night.Later that night I find myself at Pheonix Club and Go-Go Dancing forthe crowd and moving around so that everyone can see me work. My twofriends sit on the balcony so that they can watch me all night.I finish my night and join the gentlemen at the bar and they buy medrinks to make me feel special. After a few rounds we dance on thefloor. After the long night we return to my place to talk."So did you enjoy the show?", I ask them. "Very much. We also enjoyedseeing you working out on the floor with us." Being a little drunk andnot really caring what I was doing. I allowed the gentlemen to movecloser to make me comfortable."Could we move to the "other" room Julia? I think we would be morecomfortable there.", asked the two gentlemen. Compling with theirrequest we move to the den where there is a very comfortable carpet anda pullout couch. Allowing one of them to massage my back, the othermassages my sore feet. Removing my shirt to allow the gentlemen tomessage my back completely, they work down my back to my ass. I feelthe tension leave my body as both gentlemen work all parts of my bodywith their hands.Turning over I remove my pants to reveal a thin pair of purple pantiesthat I had worn all night for my show. Having removed my pants thegentlemen worked on my legs to relax the sore muscles. Helping thegentlemen remove their shirts I messaged each of the men with my hands.Moving my hands around their firm chests as they message my legs.Feeling the firmness of their chests, I feel my breasts suddenly becomefirm. Seeing the firmness of my breasts, the men move my shirt up toreveal my solid breasts, and a thin darker purple tight bra. Pressingtheir hands onto the firm breasts they cause me to jump and move my hipsinto the couch that we sit on. Moving their hands around my solidbreasts I feel my cunt become very hot. Adjusting my hips to allow theheat to release. I move my hands over the gentlemens chests with mynails. Pushing one of the gentlemen away I ask him to work on himselfso that I can help the other man.Moving toward the other gentleman, I push his boxers back and reachdown to caress his length. As I do this, I look at the other manworking himself, and I push the man deep into my mouth stroking himsolidly. Watching the other man I move quicker over the man I'm workingon as I am being turned on by the way he works his cock. Wanting towork the other man's cock badly, I work quickly to make the cock throb,and then explode. The man gasps as he expected to last longer with methan he did. After swallowing the load, I move over to the other manand take him whole. Feeling the length of this man I shiver and causehim to twitch. I work him very slowly as I want to savour every inch.Seeing that the other man is not satisified I move myself around andwiggle my ass in his direction to intice him. He moves closer andremoves my panties and begins to play with my clit. I continue to workthe cock when I feel other man fingers penetrate my ass and I pushtoward his fingers telling him to continue. Feeling him prsss hisfingers into my ass I move quicker on the other man's cock as I can feelhim become tense, and getting close to cumming. I work him harshly andcan feel him shivering, pushing him all the way into my mouth I can feelthe depth of his cock. Feeling the fingers that penetrate my ass Ishiver and get ready for the load from the man in my mouth. Feeling himtwitch harshly I can sense that he is ready to explode. Hoping that Ican contain all of his load, he expodes deep into my mouth and I swallowhim down. While the left overs dribble down my chin and down my front.Knowing that I didn't contain all his cum, I reach for my shirt andclean myself up. The other man still probes my ass slowly with hisfingers and it feels like my ass is on fire, but I love it. Aftercleaning up, I move away from the fingers of the man and stand up. Ipull out the couch's bed and both men help me.We jump onto the bed and I tell the second man to kneel behinde me, soI can have him enter my ass. Once he is inside my ass I tell the otherman to enter my cunt as I am very wet and I am wanting to feel both meninside me at once. Leaning back, the first man is able to pentrate mevery deeply and I wanted to scream but held it in, so the men couldn'ttell how hot I was. Moving up and down on the two mens cocks I couldfeel the depth of the two large cocks that rip apart my every fibre.Each man thrusts hard into my body forcing every inch of their lengthdeep inside of me. Feeling them both twitch together they thrust harderto press themselves as far as they can possibly go before they cum.Pressing down on these two mens cocks, I adjust my hips to allow thesemen to enter me all the way so that they cum deeply into my vibratingbody that wants all the cum that they can give me.The men continue to thrust me, and I can't contain the pleasure screamsanymore. Screaming out loud, I cause both men to start ramming my holeswith a fierceness. In doing this they cause me to scream louder witheach thrust. Feeling the men ram me, my body shivers and shakes withever slam of their hips against my shaking body. As the rammingcontinues, I continue to shake uncontrolably, and I know that I am closeto orgasim. Hoping that both men are very close to exploding, I move myhips around and cause them both to shiver telling me that they are veryclose to cumming deep into my hot shaking body.As the ramming continues I scream at them both to cum in me before Idie. Hearing these harsh words coming out of such a well spoken woman,they both shiver harshly and a rocket load of cum flows into me causingmy body shake from the force of the cum. After their loads have fireddeeply into my body I cum in waves that cause both men to moan loudlyand the flood that I release makes both men shiver uncontrolably as Icover them with my wetness.After stroking my holes for a little while longer, both men pull outallowing me to colapse to the bed. I moan deeply as my body continuesto shiver from the orgasim that still has control of my body. Both menlie down on both sides of me and massage their throbbing lengths thatare worked from the pumping that they endured that night.As I fall asleep, both men get dressed and let themselves out.Well it ended with poor little me in my den dead to the world, but happyas ever, as both men were more than enough for me that night.